Well I decided to go nonsensical instead of topical this week.
The following joke is predicated on the audience understanding that Ted Turner is an environmental philanthropist and created the Captain Planet cartoon:
This joke is predicated on the audience not being terrified to death by Don Cheadle in blueface:
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I call that an unreasonable expectation.
Yeah, I used to spam this skit a lot.
“Protect the environment! Or I’ll fucking you!”
I think the terrifyingly hilarious green mullet wig was the heart-stopper for me. MY VENTRICLES!
I may or may not have spent the weekend punctuating every activity by yelling, “Captain Planet!” in my best Ted Turner voice.